PROUDLY PRESENT

Any room, Any style!

Go with themes or colours and make any way, your way!

"I was so impressed with this collection that I sold my Picasso for 26 million and purchased the entire lot...twice!"
Miss Penny Drops, Posh Bit Of London

Fifteen flippin' pieces!!! 

Big or small, short or tall, after fifteen years the most common question we get asked about our Impossimals is "Why do you paint such rubbish?" then, when they get up from a kicking they rephrase the question; "Will you be doing a long/short/wide/cheap one based around the subject of gin/beer/food/cream horns?"

And that is how we came up with this debacle of a collection; fifteen random sized, assorted subject, cheap (good value!) limited editions with a brand new, funky and 'bang-on-trend' choice of frame! (I was told to use the 'bang-on-trend' phrase to show that I'm down with the kids)

There's a million ways to hang them; in lines, not in lines, on their own, not on their own, the possibilities are endless! You could even staple one to a banana and sell it at Sotheby's for a pretty penny as real art. Now that's real value!

So prepare to curate your own Impossimal gallery, bang nails into walls, impress neighbors and to take up the fine art of Impossimal wallscaping; it’s like manscaping but less squealy and hairy.


"When they arrived I rubbed them on my bits but the redness didn't go down, in future I will try antiseptic cream instead of fine art" 1/10
Mr Bob Scratchit, Victorian House, 1878

LAND OF HOP AND GLORY

This and a bag of Scampi Fries is all you need in life

Image size: 18" x 18"
Framed size: 24" x 24"
Edition size: 295
£395.00

FEELING FRUITY

From enormous plums to ripe melons, a piece to add some fruity feeling to a room. Just be careful where you stick your banana

Image size: 13" X 15"
Framed size: 19" X 21"
Edition size: 295
£285.00

GIN NOT GYM

Ginrobics, as good as going for a rum

Image size: 15 1/2" X 20"
Framed size: 21 1/2" 26"
Edition size: 295
£385.00

HORNY

Austin Powers would love this

Image size: 13 1/2" X 13"
Framed size: 19 1/2" X 19"
Edition size: 295
£285.00

WHIP IT, WHIP IT REAL GOOD

Kinky

Image size: 17 1/2" X 12"
Framed size: 23 1/2" X 18"
Edition size: 295
£295.00

SILLY FORKERS

The world is full of silly forkers

Image size: 12 1/2" X 24"
Framed size: 18 1/2" x 30"
Edition size: 295
£385.00

TITTY TART

Everyone loves a tart

Image size: 15 3/4" X 15"
Framed size: 21 3/4" X 21"
Edition size: 295
£325.00

SEXY TART

More tarts the merrier

Image size: 11" X 19"
Framed size: 17" X 25"
Edition size: 295
£295.00

SIP ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

It's such a sippy slope to doing a Britney

Image size: 9 1/2" X 20"
Framed size: 15 1/2" X 26"
Edition size: 295
£285.00

FANCY PANTS

A fancy of Titanic proportions!

Image size: 12" X 13 1/2"
Framed size: 18" X 19 1/2"
Edition size: 295
£250.00

LET'S GET READY TO STUMBLE

Forget Ant & Dec, lets sip and wreck!

Image size: 15 3/4" x 15"
Framed size: 21 3/4" x 21"
Edition size: 295
£325.00

FONDLE MY JUICY PEAR

Or just look and admire

Image size: 16" X 15 1/2"
Framed size: 22" X 21 1/2"
Edition size: 295
£335.00

GREEDY MOTHER FORKERS

All you can eat. And then some.

Image size: 14" X 19"
Framed size: 20" X 25"
Edition size: 295
£360.00

CRAFTY B*STARD

Fancy a brew?

Image size: 15 3/4" X 15"
Framed size: 21 3/4" X 21"
Edition size: 295
£325.00

FANCY FORKER

Show Off

Image size: 15 1/2" X 20"
Framed size: 21 1/2" X 26"
Edition size: 295
£385.00


The Complete Collection £4500

THE COMPLETE COLLECTION
LIMITED AVAILABILITY

A set of fifteen hand-varnished canvas on board limited editions

Be the envy of your friends with an instant Impossimal collection that will fill your walls and attractive crevices with our trademark Impossimal humour. Keep them all yourself or split them into unwanted gifts to save money at Christmas and birthdays.

Framed in black satin luxury frames and ready to hang, this set includes:

Land Of Hop And Glory
Silly Forkers
Let's Get Ready To Stumble
Feeling Fruity
Titty Tart
Fondle My Juicy Pear
Gin Not Gym
Sexy Tart
Greedy Mother Forkers
Horny
Sip Me Baby One More Time
Crafty B*stard
Whip It Real Good
Fancy Forkers
Fancy Pants


Edition size: 295

£4,500.00

Our newest low budget, time wasting video and a blatant plug from Santa for the Impossimals!

Fancy wasting two minutes of your time? Here's our foot tapping hippy inspired Narnia trip mix video to announce the release of our latest and biggest collection to date, Pick'n'Mix!


Let's Get Ready To Stumble Original Oil

These and other available original oil paintings can be found by clicking the button below!

I'm Just An Old Fashioned Forker Original Oil
Land Of Hop And Glory Original Oil