"I was so impressed with this collection that I sold my Picasso for 26 million and purchased the entire lot...twice!"
Miss Penny Drops, Posh Bit Of London
Big or small, short or tall, after fifteen years the most common question we get asked about our Impossimals is "Why do you paint such rubbish?" then, when they get up from a kicking they rephrase the question; "Will you be doing a long/short/wide/cheap one based around the subject of gin/beer/food/cream horns?"
And that is how we came up with this debacle of a collection; fifteen random sized, assorted subject, cheap (good value!) limited editions with a brand new, funky and 'bang-on-trend' choice of frame! (I was told to use the 'bang-on-trend' phrase to show that I'm down with the kids)
There's a million ways to hang them; in lines, not in lines, on their own, not on their own, the possibilities are endless so prepare to curate your own Impossimal gallery, bang nails into walls, impress neighbours and to take up the fine art of Impossimal wallscaping; it’s like manscaping but less squealy and hairy.
"When they arrived I rubbed them on my bits but the redness didn't go down, in future I will try antiseptic cream instead of fine art" 1/10
Mr Bob Scratchit, Victorian House, 1878
Try our brand new 'Peep Show' Collection!
This and a bag of Scampi Fries is all you need in life
Image size: 18" x 18"
Framed size: 24" x 24"
Edition size: 295
£395.00
From enormous plums to ripe melons, a piece to add some fruity feeling to a room. Just be careful where you stick your banana
Image size: 13" X 15"
Framed size: 19" X 21"
Edition size: 295
£285.00
Ginrobics, as good as going for a rum
Image size: 15 1/2" X 20"
Framed size: 21 1/2" 26"
Edition size: 295
£385.00
Austin Powers would love this
Image size: 13 1/2" X 13"
Framed size: 19 1/2" X 19"
Edition size: 295
£285.00
Kinky
Image size: 17 1/2" X 12"
Framed size: 23 1/2" X 18"
Edition size: 295
£295.00
The world is full of silly forkers
Image size: 12 1/2" X 24"
Framed size: 18 1/2" x 30"
Edition size: 295
£385.00
Everyone loves a tart
Image size: 15 3/4" X 15"
Framed size: 21 3/4" X 21"
Edition size: 295
£325.00
More tarts the merrier
Image size: 11" X 19"
Framed size: 17" X 25"
Edition size: 295
£295.00
It's such a sippy slope to doing a Britney
Image size: 9 1/2" X 20"
Framed size: 15 1/2" X 26"
Edition size: 295
£285.00
A fancy of Titanic proportions!
Image size: 12" X 13 1/2"
Framed size: 18" X 19 1/2"
Edition size: 295
£250.00
Forget Ant & Dec, lets sip and wreck!
Image size: 15 3/4" x 15"
Framed size: 21 3/4" x 21"
Edition size: 295
£325.00
Or just look and admire
Image size: 16" X 15 1/2"
Framed size: 22" X 21 1/2"
Edition size: 295
£335.00
All you can eat. And then some.
Image size: 14" X 19"
Framed size: 20" X 25"
Edition size: 295
£360.00
Fancy a brew?
Image size: 15 3/4" X 15"
Framed size: 21 3/4" X 21"
Edition size: 295
£325.00
Show Off
Image size: 15 1/2" X 20"
Framed size: 21 1/2" X 26"
Edition size: 295
£385.00
Be the envy of your friends with an instant Impossimal collection that will fill your walls and attractive crevices with our trademark Impossimal humour. Keep them all yourself or split them into unwanted gifts to save money at Christmas and birthdays.
Framed in black satin luxury frames and ready to hang, this set includes:
Land Of Hop And Glory
Silly Forkers
Let's Get Ready To Stumble
Feeling Fruity
Titty Tart
Fondle My Juicy Pear
Gin Not Gym
Sexy Tart
Greedy Mother Forkers
Horny
Sip Me Baby One More Time
Crafty B*stard
Whip It Real Good
Fancy Forkers
Fancy Pants
Edition size: 295
£4,500.00
Fancy wasting two minutes of your time? Here's our foot tapping hippy inspired Narnia trip mix video to announce the release of our latest and biggest collection to date, Pick'n'Mix!
Our newest low budget, time wasting video and a blatant plug from Santa for the Impossimals!