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Deluxe Impossimal Calendar 2023 - Bonk! with A5 Watercolour Commission Of Your Choice

£150.00 incl. tax*


ART OF THE IMPOSSIMALS
2023 CALENDAR

DELUXE VERSION
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SAME OLD PRICE
(same old jokes too!)

£150 - FREE DELIVERY
* All orders dispatched from the beginning of September *

Another year and another chance to grab a bespoke Impossimal ORIGINAL and calendar for an unbelievable price!

We did this last year and was literally crushed by the deluge of requests so decided to offer it again to finish off Peter's painting arm.

For your coins you will get

1 x 2023 Impossimal Calendar

1 x A5 Original Watercolour
(Basically that's half of an A4 page which is bigger than a matchbox but smaller than a cat)

Are we mad?

Yes, we are!

This is a one-off opportunity
and is only available whilst stocks last!

Tell me again!

You get the
2023 Impossimal Calendar
and...
AN ORIGINAL!
*** A bespoke A5 watercolour and ink ORIGINAL of your design worth £££’s***

We really will paint and create what ever you say in a fully finished, humorous Impossimal watercolour and ink A5 original sketch ready to frame!

Check out the Mince Pie and the Elephant photos on the left to get an idea of the type of thing you get.

No catch, no fancy words just a good solid funny and bonkers original that we are virtually giving away!

Cheaper than a tank of unleaded!

IMPORTANT
PLEASE NOTE

When ordering just supply us with a subject matter / description in the ORDER COMMENT BOX, e.g. ‘Gin’, ‘Cake’, 'Half naked exploding penguins' etc, for your watercolour and we will do the rest!

ABOUT THE CALENDAR

The 2023 Impossimal Calendar with twelve months of Impossimally funny fun to get you through the year!

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Don't know how we've done it but we have bucked the trend and kept the same old price. Get 'em whilst they're hot!
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All *NEW*'ish

Weird Humour
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Completely hand drawn apart from all the bits not hand drawn.
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Ring bound for ease of flipping and flapping
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Luxury glossy wipe free front cover (Not sure why it’s wipe free but there you go)
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All twelve months included at no extra charge.
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Unexplained blank bit at the back for your own notes, lists and doodles.
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Comes wrapped in its own cellophane packet like an oversized handkerchief.
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Ideal gift! Save money! (when compared to buying a pipette of petrol)

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Contains accurate information for the Christmas Day date 2023

* FREE POSTAGE *  

*IMPORTANT*
PLEASE NOTE

WILL BE DISPATCHED VIA ROYAL MAIL RECORDED DELIVERY FROM THE BEGINNING OF SEPTEMBER*

(*as fast as our little hands can manage!)

*Note - We only deliver to UK Mainland only, sorry! Pesky rules make it too messy to ship anywhere else!

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Category Calendars

* Based on residence in United Kingdom. Tax rates for other countries will be calculated at the checkout. Price exclusive of tax: £125.00.