Impossimals 2020 Calendar

£20.00 incl. tax*

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IT’S BACK! The 2020 Impossimal SIGNED LIMITED EDITION Calendar with twelve months of Impossimally funny fun to get you through the year!
  • Full A3 size with plenty of space to write important information like ‘Oh no! another Monday’ and ‘This calendar is fab!’

  • SIGNED AND NUMBERED! Only 295 Worldwide!
  • Ring bound with metal, the material that is, not a rock anthem although it does rock!
  • Luxury glossy front cover (wipe free! Not sure why it’s wipe free but there you go)
  • Free Cock!
  • Yes, Free Cutout and keep Cock!
  • All twelve months included at absolutely no extra charge.
  • Unexplained blank bit at the back for your own notes, lists and doodles.
  • Comes wrapped in its own cellophane packet like an oversized handkerchief.
  • Can be used vertically, horizontally and most angles in between.
  • Will work just as well on the moon! It’s Luna ready for future space/time travel etc.
  • Contains accurate information for the Christmas Day date 2020 (Spoiler, it’s the 25th)
  • Non fattening and low sugar.

* FREE POSTAGE * 

PLEASE NOTE - ALL ORDERS WILL BE DISPATCHED IN BATCHES AFTER 9th SEPTEMBER


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* Based on residence in United Kingdom. Tax rates for other countries will be calculated at the checkout. Price exclusive of tax: £16.67.