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Impossimals 2020 Calendar SOLD OUT

Impossimals 2020 Calendar SOLD OUT

£20.00 incl. tax*

Sold out

NOW SOLD OUT! SORRY!

IT’S BACK! The 2020 Impossimal SIGNED LIMITED EDITION Calendar with twelve months of Impossimally funny fun to get you through the year!

Full A3 size with plenty of space to write important information like ‘Oh no! another Monday’ and ‘This calendar is fab!’
SIGNED AND NUMBERED! Only 295 Worldwide!

Ring bound with metal, the material that is, not a rock anthem although it does rock!

Luxury glossy front cover (wipe free! Not sure why it’s wipe free but there you go)

Free Cock!

Yes, Free Cutout and keep Cock!

All twelve months included at absolutely no extra charge.

Unexplained blank bit at the back for your own notes, lists and doodles.

Comes wrapped in its own cellophane packet like an oversized handkerchief.

Can be used vertically, horizontally and most angles in between.

Will work just as well on the moon! It’s Luna ready for future space/time travel etc.

Contains accurate information for the Christmas Day date 2020 (Spoiler, it’s the 25th)

Non fattening and low sugar.

* FREE POSTAGE *

PLEASE NOTE - NOW SOLD OUT! SORRY!

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* Based on residence in United Kingdom. Tax rates for other countries will be calculated at the checkout. Price exclusive of tax: £16.67.