Impossimals 2021 Calendar DELUXE

£150.00 incl. tax*

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FIFTEEN YEARS OF THE IMPOSSIMALS
DELUXE EDITION 

To celebrate 15 years of the Impossimals we have gone completely bonkers and decided to virtually give away a stonker of a chance to grab a bespoke Impossimal ORIGINAL and a deluxe calendar pack! 

Are we mad? Yes, we are! 

This is a one-off opportunity and is only available whilst stocks last! 

DELUXE PACK CONTENT

*** One super duper signed 2021 Impossimal Calendar! ***
More usable months than 2020 (probably)

Full A3 size with plenty of space to write important information like ‘Please don’t be another 2020!’ and ‘Impossimals are wonderful!’

New whimsical look, same weird humour!

Ring bound for ease of flipping and flapping

Luxury glossy wipe free front cover (Really?)

All twelve months included at no extra charge.

Unexplained blank bit at the back for your own notes and doodles.

Comes wrapped in cellophane like an oversized handkerchief.

Ideal gift! Save money! (when compared to buying a Gnu)

AN ORIGINAL!
*** A bespoke A5 watercolour and ink ORIGINAL of your choosing worth £££’s***
REALLY? AN ORIGINAL? YOU MUST BE MAD!
YES! REALLY! AND YES, WE ARE MAD!

WHY?
BECAUSE ITS BEEN A CRAP YEAR AND WE WANT TO CHEER EVERYONE UP WITH SOME IMPOSSIMAL SMILES!

YES! We really will paint and create what ever you say in a fully finished, humorous Impossimal watercolour and ink A5 original sketch ready to frame! No catch, no fancy words just a good solid original that we are virtually giving away to celebrate 15 years of the Impossimals! 

*** Free signed brochure ***

A randomly selected brochure from the last 15 years will be signed and stuffed in the pack!

*** Free autograph from the celebrity of your choice ***
Yes! We will really try everything we can to NOT seek out your chosen celebrity and instead recreate a facsimile of their signature along with a personal dedication! (see photo for example of this cunning feat!)

Fool your friends!
Make them believe you met Elvis / Elizabeth I / Bagpuss etc.

*** A Christmas card from us both to impress guests ***
Design may differ but you will get a genuine Impossimal HQ corporate Christmas card to treasure or bin, the choice is yours!

*** Genuine 70’s / 80’s Beer Mat! ***
It’s the antique of the future! We will send you a randomly selected genuine 70’s / 80’s beer mat from our extensive collection at Impossimal HQ. Use it as a coaster for tea / coffee, mount on a wall to make an interesting talking point or drop in water to test it’s capacity to hold liquid. Either way this is an offer you can’t afford to miss!

*** 3.5cm 15 Years Of The Impossimals Sticker ***
Useful? Collectable? Who knows, either way you get a specially designed glossy sticker to stick using the sticky side to some sticker vacant place to remind you of your clever purchase of the 2021 Impossimal calendar with free original and beer mat!

* FREE POSTAGE *  

IMPORTANT
PLEASE NOTE

arrowjpgWhen ordering just supply us with a subject matter in the ORDER COMMENT BOX, e.g. ‘Gin’, ‘Dogs’ etc, for your watercolour and the name of a celebrity for your facsimile autograph and we will do the rest!

All calendars will be dispatched in batches after the 1st September and will be sent recorded delivery with tracking over the following four weeks or as fast as our little hands can manage!

Click ADD TO BASKET to RUSH me my Impossimal 2021 Deluxe calendar with free original, assorted tat and genuine 70's / 80's beer mat before they realise they have made a mistake and sold it too cheaply!

I certify I am not bonkers and I'm over the age of two.

* Based on residence in United Kingdom. Tax rates for other countries will be calculated at the checkout. Price exclusive of tax: £125.00.